You regularly refer to Occam’s razor in conversation.
You tried to trick me into believing you were making Manwich for dinner.
You mistyped “floor” as “gloot” in iChat once and now regularly use it in conversation.
You know the scientific antonym for the word “dense” (“rareified”).
You measure the value of weekend lunches in “taste to volume of dishes.”
Every time you see that stupid match.com commercial, you laugh uncontrollably because you first thought it said, “I’m just a gook looking for my bomb.”
When I say I’m 95% sure of something, you talk about standard deviations.
You want to get a racecar with a roll cage for our children when they’re able to drive, and you want to replace the engine in said racecar with a four-cylinder engine from a Pontiac Sunfire. You say it will go “0 to 60 in maybe.”
You use the words “outpace” and “surpass” in tandem and correctly.
You think that British “beer can” = “Jamaican “bacon” thing is as funny as I do.
Picking dinner up one night, you said, “I don’t know whether I just inflicted West Campus on my children or the other way around.”
You know that rubbing my back and shoulders will make me less angry or upset, no matter the reason.
“Little Bill” makes you nervous because you’re afraid Alice the Great is going to die.
You love Karen Carpenter.
You said it was “kinda hot” that I drank two beers at home by myself one night when you were out.
Pontiac Sunfire engine: “0 to 60 in maybe” if I wasn’t seated firmly on the shitter I would be on the floor laughing my ass off after reading that quote. I totally agree.
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Twitter: home4ever
says:
Hey, Alicia- doesn’t your hubby have a blog? I want to feature male bloggers on my blog, Bloggers Connect.
http://bloggersconnect.blogspot.com/
I don’t think the guys get the PR us ladies get.
Let me know if he has one & the URL, I’ll give him some attention!
-Carolee
P.S. Ron’s BACK to work- same place. Read all about it:
http://workinginjammies.blogspot.com/
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Twitter: samsstories
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Pontiac Sunfire engine: “0 to 60 in maybe” if I wasn’t seated firmly on the shitter I would be on the floor laughing my ass off after reading that quote. I totally agree.
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