Why I Love You

26 October 2009 · 4 comments

  • You answer the phone as Run DMC.
  • You notice Casio cowbell sounds in music.
  • You regularly refer to Occam’s razor in conversation.
  • You tried to trick me into believing you were making Manwich for dinner.
  • You mistyped “floor” as “gloot” in iChat once and now regularly use it in conversation.
  • You know the scientific antonym for the word “dense” (“rareified”).
  • You measure the value of weekend lunches in “taste to volume of dishes.”
  • Every time you see that stupid match.com commercial, you laugh uncontrollably because you first thought it said, “I’m just a gook looking for my bomb.”
  • When I say I’m 95% sure of something, you talk about standard deviations.
  • You want to get a racecar with a roll cage for our children when they’re able to drive, and you want to replace the engine in said racecar with a four-cylinder engine from a Pontiac Sunfire. You say it will go “0 to 60 in maybe.”
  • You use the words “outpace” and “surpass” in tandem and correctly.
  • You think that British “beer can” = “Jamaican “bacon” thing is as funny as I do.
  • Picking dinner up one night, you said, “I don’t know whether I just inflicted West Campus on my children or the other way around.”
  • You know that rubbing my back and shoulders will make me less angry or upset, no matter the reason.
  • “Little Bill” makes you nervous because you’re afraid Alice the Great is going to die.
  • You love Karen Carpenter.
  • You said it was “kinda hot” that I drank two beers at home by myself one night when you were out.
  • When Kieran and Anneke were fighting tonight, you asked them, “Isn’t there some way you can have that conversation telepathically or something?”
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1 Carolee October 30, 2009 at 7:44 am

Hey, Alicia- doesn’t your hubby have a blog? I want to feature male bloggers on my blog, Bloggers Connect.

http://bloggersconnect.blogspot.com/

I don’t think the guys get the PR us ladies get.

Let me know if he has one & the URL, I’ll give him some attention!

-Carolee

P.S. Ron’s BACK to work- same place. Read all about it:

http://workinginjammies.blogspot.com/

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2 Sam November 25, 2009 at 2:32 am

Pontiac Sunfire engine: “0 to 60 in maybe” if I wasn’t seated firmly on the shitter I would be on the floor laughing my ass off after reading that quote. I totally agree.

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