I am playing Three Truths and One Lie with Whimsy and minions this week.
Of these four things, tell me which one you think is the lie.
(And someone please play because it will be very sad – but also funny, so maybe you shouldn’t – if I am talking to myself.)
Okay.
- I cook meals for Brad and the kids about once a year.
- I can pop my back and pelvis by squeezing my butt muscles.
- The first time I crossed the border into another country, I got picked on by Canadian border guards who refused to believe someone from Texas didn’t carry a gun.
- I used to fake my piano practice logs every week and then win the trophy for practicing the most every year.
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I pick 1
1. cuz even though Brad is the true cook in the Beth household…i’m betting money you do it more than once/year.
I’m going with the border crossing one because #4 just HAS to be true or my heart will break into a million pieces. I love picturing you as a rebel piano-playing con artist.
i say the cooking thingy is a lie but what the heck do i know?
It has to be the cooking thing, right? I really hope #4 is true ’cause that is hysterical.
It’s #3. Has to be.
i am going with #1.
i know you don’t like to cook but maybe 2 times a year..
i am almost positive #4 is true, and quite hilarious. i have never seen the #2 happen but maybe just not at family functions. :) i guess #3 could be a lie but it seems like something that people would think.
3????