I’m certain you’ve been on the EDGE of your SEAT waiting for an update on my quest for Minionlympics gold.
Well, hold yer horses, and keep yer pants on! Whimsy posted an update today, but closing ceremonies have been delayed until tomorrow.
I will tell you, though, that, based on Whimsy’s answer key today, I made a 100 percent on the final hurdle! (har)
And now. A story for your amuesement.
We had our house cleaned this morning. All four kids were out of school for Presidents’ Day, so after Brad took me to work, he needed to keep them out of the house for an hour or two.
I got a text from him a few minutes after they droppd me off:
“Kieran’s about to shit himself.”
We had The Sick this weekend, if you’ll recall, and it seems Kieran was being “revisited.”
They stopped at a gas station, and Kieran used the restroom. When he got out, he looked at Brad completely seriously and said,
“Dad, I don’t actually have diarrhea. It’s just that… right now… I’m peeing out my bottom.”
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i must say, i’ve had this issue and try to play it off to peeing in my pants.
I’ve been wringing my hands in anticipation of the announcement of the winner.
And I LOLed at Kiernan. Poor kid!
Aw….poor kid! Hope everyone feels better soon!
oh no! poor kid. I’ve had that peeing out my bottom thing. No fun.