Minionlympics: The Update (First Place, But Just Barely!)

It’s Day 4 of the Minionlympics. We’re down to the wire, and

I am in first place, people!

But just barely.

Wandering Nana is just two points behind me, and she’s creeping up fast. She’s got cheerleaders coming out of the woodwork!

BUT MY CHEERLEADERS POOP ON THEIR CLOTHES!!

Come on, mah peeps! I implore you – even you, way back there in the back, you potentially sociopathic lurker – HALP ME. I neeeed you.

• Leave a comment at The Creamery, mentioning that you’re cheering for Alicia.
• Leave a comment here letting me know that you cheered for me in the Minionlympics.
• Leave a comment on the incomparable Jayme’s Minionlympics post, letting her know you cheered for me in the Minionlympics.

If enough of you post comments supporting me today – and by “enough,” I mean some critical mass in my head that probably doesn’t exist because I will post this anyway – I will tell the story of how Sharon van Etten hates me. You know Sharon van Etten. I wrote about her here. Yeah. She hates me.

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