Me: “I just had the most brilliant idea.”
Brad (handing Archer to me in the shower): “What?”
Me: “If I win the Golden Minion Box of Awesomeness…”
Brad: (rolls eyes)
Me: “I can’t believe you just made that face at me.”
Brad: “What?! I thought you had a brilliant idea about bathing.”
And then I told him my brilliant idea, which [...]