- Tried pouring Splenda into my travel mug without first removing the lid
- Read an item on my cousin’s stocking wishlist as “Tim Gunn” instead of “Trident gum”
- Called a stranger “Douchey McDoucherpants” in my mind
- Slammed on my brakes in the Target parking lot for a lamppost’s SHADOW
- Written this post
It is 12:19 p.m.
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those shadows jump out at me all.the.damn.time! bet your cousin woulda had a blast with Tim Gunn though…although fitting him in the stocking mighta been trouble.