From the monthly archives:

May 2005

My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died

26 May 2005

that’s uncle tupelo, honey. i listened to both jay farrar/son volt and jeff tweedy/wilco, the progeny of said uncle, making them my cousins, this morning on the way to work. i remember the moment of mitosis, and being skeptical because they seemed to complement each other so well. jay braden (hey jay, where are you?), [...]

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Tyrone’s Penis

25 May 2005

as bill cosby said (and developed a tv show around), “kids say the darndest things!” yesterday. kieran, now 4, kept talking about “tyrone’s penis”. “i can make so and so out of tyrone’s penis.” “i’m going to take tyrone’s penis home with me!” see, when supplied with a visual, it makes more sense. k’s talking [...]

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Something I Never Thought I’d Threaten My Four-Year-Old With

24 May 2005

me, age 29, in the car this morning: “stop yelling at me, or we will not be listening to the smiths at all!”

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